Genre Swap » The Social Network as Jersey Shore
“It’s flip-flop time!”
“Is Wardo there?”
“No, he died.”“You don’t belong here. You don’t even look Jewish.”
(Source: bbutterfield)
Genre swap (are we still doing this?) → The Social Network as a Rebecca Black music video
SEAN PARKER SINGS!
WAKE UP, GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL, GOTTA HAVE CEREA-AAAMY, THERE’S A SNAKE IN HERE!
Gretchen: 18,000 dollars?
Eduardo: Yes.
Gretchen: In addition to the $1,000 you’d already put up?
Eduardo: Yes.
Gretchen: A total of $19,000 now?
Eduardo: Yes.
Mark: Hang on.
[Mark sarcastically adds up the 2 amounts on his notepad]
Mark: I’m just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing.
(Source: emmastoned)
ANDREW: When did we first meet?
JESSE: The first time I met you was at the reading, the table reading of the movie where we were all reading the script and I remember thinking two things: one, how serious you appeared—
ANDREW: Really? That’s really upsetting!
JESSE: No, no, no. We were all in a very high pressure situation because no one knew if we were actually in this wonderful movie or not, we all just knew we were doing this reading of this wonderful script. And then as we were reading it, I was surprised by how funny you were because I didn’t read your part as particularly comedic, and yet when you were doing it, I was like “Oh my God, that’s so funny and charming!” I thought,”Wow, that’s so funny, I hope we do this together.”
I’m screamingZUCKERBERG CREATED IT SO HE COULD SEND EDUARDO CHICKENS AND PISS HIM OFF/MAKE HIM BE HIS
BOYFRIEND AGAINlol jk idek how farmville works
send eduardo chickens
OMG.
oh my god
(Source: notaudreyparker)












![Gretchen: 18,000 dollars? Eduardo: Yes. Gretchen: In addition to the $1,000 you’d already put up? Eduardo: Yes. Gretchen: A total of $19,000 now? Eduardo: Yes. Mark: Hang on. [Mark sarcastically adds up the 2 amounts on his notepad] Mark: I’m just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfaazycsBs1qf47i6o1_500.gif)



