JESSE EISENBERG:
People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER:
Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG:
I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER:
What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG:
I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
Mum:
How do Batman's parents call him for dinner?
Me:
THEY DON'T BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mum:
........ Jesus what's wrong with you
Me:
What?
Mum [to the Batman TV show theme tune]:
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN
Me:
oh
