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21:05

Jan 8th
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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Jan 5th
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Aug 17th
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13:07

Aug 13th
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14:14

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Jan 29th
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17:17

Jan 21st
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robin-sparkles:

huglock:

I understand that by posting this I’m revealing the extent of my pathology regarding these two but

I managed to stumble upon the fact that Jesse was wearing a “Shipley & Halmos” suit at one of the recent events and never heard of it so i started googling 

Somehow, I find this instead:

Jesse wore Shipley & Halmos, while Andrew suited up in Dolce and Gabbana — National Board of Review Gala (Jan 11)

Andrew Garfield wore this Shipley & Halmos suit— 16th Critics’ Choice Movie Awards (Jan 14)

Jesse Eisenberg in Dolce & Gabbana — Golden Globes (Jan 16)

GUISE SRSLY

THE BUTTONS

(Source: formerlyhuglock)

22:06

Jan 19th
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Gretchen: 18,000 dollars? Eduardo: Yes. Gretchen: In addition to the $1,000 you’d already put up? Eduardo: Yes. Gretchen: A total of $19,000 now? Eduardo: Yes. Mark: Hang on. [Mark sarcastically adds up the 2 amounts on his notepad] Mark: I’m just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing. 

Gretchen: 18,000 dollars? 
Eduardo: Yes. 
Gretchen: In addition to the $1,000 you’d already put up? 
Eduardo: Yes. 
Gretchen: A total of $19,000 now? 
Eduardo: Yes. 
Mark: Hang on. 
[Mark sarcastically adds up the 2 amounts on his notepad] 
Mark: I’m just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing. 

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Jan 16th
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22:01

Nov 28th
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ANDREW: When did we first meet?JESSE: The first time I met you was at the reading, the table reading of the movie where we were all reading the script and I remember thinking two things: one, how serious you appeared—ANDREW: Really? That’s really upsetting!JESSE: No, no, no. We were all in a very high pressure situation because no one knew if we were actually in this wonderful movie or not, we all just knew we were doing this reading of this wonderful script. And then as we were reading it, I was surprised by how funny you were because I didn’t read your part as particularly comedic, and yet when you were doing it, I was like “Oh my God, that’s so funny and charming!” I thought,”Wow, that’s so funny, I hope we do this together.”

ANDREW: When did we first meet?
JESSE: The first time I met you was at the reading, the table reading of the movie where we were all reading the script and I remember thinking two things: one, how serious you appeared—
ANDREW: Really? That’s really upsetting!
JESSE: No, no, no. We were all in a very high pressure situation because no one knew if we were actually in this wonderful movie or not, we all just knew we were doing this reading of this wonderful script. And then as we were reading it, I was surprised by how funny you were because I didn’t read your part as particularly comedic, and yet when you were doing it, I was like “Oh my God, that’s so funny and charming!” I thought,”Wow, that’s so funny, I hope we do this together.”

18:57

Nov 1st
shywave: Andrew:  When I first met you it was the same time you first met me. Jesse:  What a coincidence.

shywave:

Andrew:  When I first met you it was the same time you first met me.

Jesse:  What a coincidence.

0:47

Nov 1st
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