harry running from fans in wellington
(Source: heartbeatharder)
GO BACK AND WATCH TITANIC
JACK DAWSON, THE ORIGINAL MANIC PIXIE BOY, CARE FREE WHITE BOY, FREE BITCH MOTHERFUCKER
EVERY OTHER WORD THAT COMES OUT OF JACK’S MOUTH IS ‘YOLO’
THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK
TALKING BOUT SOME, ‘OH I USED TO LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE, OH I DRAW LEGLESS HOOKERS, OH I HAVE FLAWLESS SKIN - NBD’
MOTHERFUCKER HAD NO MONEY TO HIS NAME BUT WAS LIKE ‘WHATEVZ’
THIRD CLASS PASSENGER AND STILL BANGED THE BADDEST BITCH ON THAT BOAT
THE 20S WERE COMING HE WAS ABOUT TO BE ON SOME PICASSO SHIT, HE WAS ABOUT TO BE GETTING FADED WITH HEMINGWAY AND OWEN WILSON AND SHIT
HAIR - LAID
EYEBROWS - SNATCHED
CLOTHES - EFFORTLESSLY CHIC AND RUGGED
SOMEONE POSSESSING THE QUALITIES MENTIONED ABOVE DOES NOT DESERVE TO DIE THO
I like feisty girls who can really hang with the guys. So, yes, she’s got to be willing to hop on the back of the steel horse! Sorry, but that’s a must.
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
(Source: andthatlittleblackdress)
- @scottdisick:I was excited for a fun flight with my fam but everyone passed out the second the wheels went up
- @scottdisick:Mason, out! Kim out! Rob out!
- @scottdisick:Last man standing
